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Düsseldorf – Die BILD-Reporter Michael Engelberg und Frank Schneider begleiten seit Jahren die Loveparade-Katastrophe, ihre Folgen, Opfer und die juristische Aufarbeitung. Auch heute saßen sie im Prozess in Düsseldorf. Hier erinnern sie sich an den Verfahrens-Auftakt – und den Unglückstag. BILD-Reporter Frank Schneider über den 1. Prozesstag Einige Angehörige kommen bereits sehr früh zum Gericht. Sie hoffen…

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Despite a mostly solid run of job growth, 2017 ends pretty much where it began — with a two-speed economy where wage growth is funneling to one end while the other lags behind. Friday’s nonfarm payrolls report brought with it news all too familiar to the post-crisis economy. The 228,000 jobs created formed a solid…

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I’m A Celebrity’s Georgia ‘Toff’ Toffolo stood up to the ‘sexist bullies’ in camp tonight in a defiant show of girl power. The Made In Chelsea star slammed Jamie Lomas and Amir Khan, who have been accused of ‘bullying’ Iain Lee, for their ‘stereotypical’ views about girls. Toff firmly positioned herself as favourite to win…

WASHINGTON (AP) — A former aide to Republican Rep. Trent Franks has told The Associated Press the congressman repeatedly pressed her to carry his child, at one point offering her $5 million to act as a surrogate mother. The eight-term lawmaker abruptly resigned Friday, bowing to an ultimatum from House Speaker Paul Ryan, R-Wis. Ryan…

As Spotify continues to inch towards a public listing, Apple is making a move of its own to step up its game in music services. Sources tell us that the company is close to acquiring Shazam, the popular app that lets people identify any song, TV show, film or advert in seconds, by listening to…

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