What if your accepted characters had AIM? We imagined their away messages

After 20 years of passive aggressive away messages and awful flirting, AIM is leaving us for true (presumably with a “brb showering.”) To honor its legacy, we’ve imagined just a few away messages from our accepted fictional (and nonfictional) characters.

Kylo Ren (Giant name Wars)

Hannah Baker (13 Reasons Why)

Daenerys Targaryen (Game of Thrones)

Eleanor Shellstrop (The Correct Role)

Dylan Maxwell (American Vandal)

Jughead (Riverdale)

Taylor Swift

Rick (Rick and Morty)

Evan Hansen (Pricey Evan Hansen)

Queen Elizabeth II (The Crown)

BoJack Horseman (BoJack Horseman)

Rebecca Bunch (Loopy Ex-Lady friend)